Not Sure You Should Get Kandyland 2012 Tickets???

Not sure you want to get Kandyland 2012 tickets? Don’t know why you should get them? Really???  Don’t know what the big deal is all about? Are you from another planet? 

Do you like women? Check. How about super sexy, super beautiful, super flirty ones? Check. Would you like to be in a party with over 1,000 flirty, hand-picked women?  Double Check.

Did you know the Kandyland Party is at the Playboy Mansion? Ha! Really got you there.

Yeah, getting Kandyland 2012 Tickets means being at the Playboy Mansion on June 23rd with Playboy Playmates, Kandy Go-Go Dancers, Body Painted Kandy models, and over 1,000 hand-picked sexy, gorgeous women, all wearing the most daring lingerie imaginable, some even made with real candy.  (And some painted on!)

Oh, you’re getting interested now? Kandyland Party starting to interest you? Want to know more?  There will servers in translucent outfits. There will be top-notch performances. Pole dancers. Rocking music. Real Grind dancing. Great  food. Open bars all night. Everyone getting drunker and looser.

Tell you more? There will be a tour of the Playboy Mansion ground, given by none other than a Playboy Bunny. There will be the Playboy Pool to swim in (naked if you want).  And there will be the Grotto, where nasty things  happen.

Just about convinced? Hmmmm…. You like candy? There will be tons and tons of humungous candy everywhere.  Gigantic Lollipops.  Huge polka dot mushrooms. Kandy Kane Lane. Flashing Kandy lights.  Kandy themed lingerie. Umpa Lumpa. Kandy drinks. Cakes, pies, chocolate fountains, and a shit load of sweet, sexy surprises.

THAT was the final clincher? Really? The Kandy part? Oh, that was just the cherry on top. Gotcha.

So go get your Kandyland 2012 Tickets now! I know it’s not until June 23rd. Come on, man, don’t you think something like this would sell out early? Crap, do I have to tell you everything?