I can’t believe I actually bought myself a Kandyland Ticket! This is the wildest, most daring and most exciting thing I have ever done for myself. I am going to the Kandyland Party at the Playboy Mansion! I am just a regular guy, I don’t do drugs, I don’t smoke, but I do like women. I heard about this party from a friend of mine that went last year, and from the way he told it, this is something no man in his right mind would miss! So I saved up the $1,000 for the ticket and now I am set to go.
I can’t stop looking at the website at TicketsToTheMansion.com, where I bought my Kandyland ticket. They have lots of photos of parties at the Playboy Mansion, and a video of last year’s Kandyland party. I had no idea the girls got so wild! And they are so damn beautiful and sexy! They all have huge breasts and flat abs and long hair, and they are all wearing lingerie—even lingerie made of edible candy!
Not only that, there will be Playboy Playmates, Kandy Go-Go Dancers, and body-painted Kandy models there! I am going to dance with one of those spunky, body-painted models! My friend told me that lots of professional athletes and celebrities go to these parties. Even heads of state, royalty and billionaires. I’m game.
I also plan to take the tour of the Mansion grounds, which is led by a Playboy Bunny, and I plan to hang out in the grotto and see what materializes. ;-)
Of course the whole party is about Kandy. Huge Kandy lollipops and Kandy Gum Drop trees and Kandy Kane Lane. Even Umpa Wumpas.
This party is posted as “Willy Wonka Meets Alice in Wonderland” but I’d call it “Regular Guy Thinks He Died and Went to Heaven!” Course, now that I have my Kandyland Ticket, that “Regular Guy” is me. :)
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