Kandyland Party Tickets

For my birthday I wanted a totally awesome, totally unreal, and incredibly sexual experience. So what did I get? Kandyland Tickets!!! At the Playboy Mansion!!!

It’s happening on June23rd, and my Kandyland party tickets are burning in my hands. I can’t wait!!!

I will be surrounded by sexy and beautiful, hand-picked women. I will be pawed over, fawned over, flirted with, kissed, and played with. I will take the tour of the Mansion grounds, led by a Playboy Bunnie! I’m gonna eat the great food and drink all night. I’m gonna swim in the pool and hang out in the grotto with 3 women at once. (I’m told it’s called Kandy Island).

The Playboy Mansion grounds will be transformed into a Kandy Fantasyland—my personal playground.  And I plan to play to the hilt. I’m gonna grab one of those gigantic lollipops. I’m gonna eat a piece of candy off of the edible lingerie some of the women will be wearing. (Or maybe I’ll eat a whole string of candy—and see what happens!  Haha!)  I’m gonna drink umpa juice. I’m gonna dance until I drop.

My god, it will be a total adventure, with tons of women all over me. 

I will forever thank the person who gave me these Kandyland Tickets for my birthday!

Happy Birthday to Me!!!  ;-)